FutureChefHaku

Okay, Iied. I'm in love with the most wonderful person ever, and I can't contain it any longer! We've been friends for eight years now and she's been my best friend in the world for most of them! <3 I love you, Brittani!

You know how some people have their first choice university, but then they have a safety choice, then two, three, or four backup choices they'd like to get into? But when all those choices fail, they go to the community college? I am the community college. That's why I won't get a girlfriend; at this point in my life I can't offer one what they need, much less what they want. Now fucking stop pestering me about it, elderly family members; I have important shit to do. http://twitter.com/1stpersoncooker Follow me on twitter for at least a pun a day... whenever I can actually be bothered enough to try to keep up making them up.

My brothers have managed to break my 'W' key, and severely damaged my 'Q' key. They've also broken my mouse's USB thing. So the mouse is fucked. As a result, I haven't been able to play TF2 in like a week. It fucking sucks. When I can finally get all this shit fixed I don't think I'm going to let my brother David play TF2 anymore. He's the main one responsible for fucking this shit up so bad. Anyway, since I have no TF2, ask me shit, and I'll answer to the best of my ability.